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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
What did the turkey say on the day after Thanksgiving? "Make me a sandwich!"
How Dogs are like Men: Both take up too much space on the bed. Neither tells you what’s bothering them. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. Both mark their territory. Neither does the dishes. Both fart shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither understands what you see in cats. Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.
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