Bible Jokes - Two for One

A Writer's Plight Misc Jokes Submitted by Marty An author wrote a novel and sent it off to a publisher. The publisher held on to the hard copy so long, that termites got into it. In the final analysis, the book was rejected. The story line had too many holes in it.

Bible Jokes - Two for One Religious Jokes Submitted by Philip Farris Did you know that camel cigarettes are mentioned in the Bible? Genesis 24:64 (KJV) And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel. ——— Honda cars are also in the Bible! They're so quiet, they're good for praying in. Acts 1:14 (KJV) These all continued with one accord in prayer and supplication, with the women, and Mary the mother of Jesus, and with his brethren.

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