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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two inmates were chatting in the prison food line. One told the other, "When I was governor, the food here was better!"
"I thought I was in love three times." "How so?" "Five years ago, I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me." "And that wasn't love?" "No, that was obsession. Two years ago, I deeply cared for a beautiful woman who didn't understand me." "So that was love?" "No, that was lust. And, just last month, I met a woman aboard a Caribbean cruise. She was smart, funny, and loved sex. Everywhere we went together on that boat, I got a strange sensation." "Was that love?" "No, that was seasickness!"
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