الجمعة، 21 يونيو 2024

An "Honest" Judge

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Wife Is Being Unfaithful
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by ERS

How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?

You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.

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An "Honest" Judge
Lawyer Jokes
Submitted by papajon

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon. "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits!"



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