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| We Don't Need No Stinkin' Dimensions
Misc Jokes
Submitted by ERS First Assistant: "So what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be so that everything fits?"
Person who invented the first public bathroom stall: "Ah, don't worry about that. Can't stress enough how unimportant that part is."
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| Man of the Year
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous Susan and Martha meet at the market and exchange news.
Susan: "My husband was named 'Man of the Year'!"
Martha: "Well, that shows you what kind of a year it's been."
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| Thought Of The Day: Allow Your Dreams to Lead "Allow your dreams to lead you rather than allowing your problems to push you."
- Okorote Emmanuel, Don't Take Care; Take The Chance! |
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