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| Are You Reading That?
Entertainment Jokes
Submitted by Pucks mom I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper when a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?"
I didn't know what to say. So I said, "Yes."
I then stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
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| Clear Communication
Computer Jokes
Submitted by merk In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor.
One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe non-linear waterfowl issue."
Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, "What exactly is that?"
The programmer replied, "They don't have all their ducks in a row."
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| Thought Of The Day: You'll Never Be Happy "You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life."
- Albert Camus |
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