The Wonderful Bad News

The Heartfelt Greeting Card Relationship Jokes Submitted by RS Woman: "Do you have a greeting card which reads 'You are my first and last love'?" Store keeper: "Yes ma'am, we do." Woman: "Perfect! Give me 10 such cards!"

The Wonderful Bad News Relationship Jokes Submitted by HENNE A man and woman are on a blind date. After being with her all evening, the man couldn't stand another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. He was relieved when his cell phone rang. After answering, acting shocked and then hanging up the call, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim look and said, "I have bad news. My my house is on fire." "Wonderful!" his date said. "If yours hadn't burned, mine would have had to."

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