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Little Suzi helped Mother set the table for company. After their guests arrived and were seated, Mother noticed something was missing. "Susan, you forgot to put a knife and fork at the minister's place." Little Suzi said, "I didn't think he needed them; Daddy says he eats like a pig!"
Bill and Ed were enjoying a round of golf when a sudden bolt of lightning killed them both. At heaven's gate, St. Peter asked their names and began perusing a long list. He finally looked up and said, "There's been a terrible mistake. Neither of you is due here for many years. I'll send you right back." Ed said, "Oh, no. Don't. Our families have already mourned our passing and that would upset them even more. Could we go back as different people?" St. Peter thought a moment and then said, "What do you have in mind?" Bill said, "We could return as two lesbians." "Why?" asked St. Peter. "Because then we could still eat pussy and play from the women's tees!"
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