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| What Do You Have?
Kid Jokes
Submitted by ERS Teacher: "Johnny, if you have $20 in one pant pocket, and $35 in the other pant pocket, what do you have?"
Johnny: "That's easy, I have someone else's pants!"
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| Home Games at the Stadium
Sport Jokes
Submitted by merk At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Fisk into his office.
"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor."
"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Fisk. "I didn't realize it... you don't suppose she's faking it, do you?"
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| Thought Of The Day: You Miss Them All "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
- Wayne Gretzky, NHL Hockey Legend |
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