Lead in the Pencil

Honesty Policy Business Jokes Submitted by HENNE Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

Lead in the Pencil Elderly Jokes Submitted by HENNE Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?" Grandpa, caught off-guard, looks at him and says, "No Johnny, I will not." "But Grandpa, why not?" asks little Johnny. Grandpa replies, "Well Johnny, because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one to write to."

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