الجمعة، 28 يونيو 2024

Two Weeks Vacation

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Green Grape Says
Misc Jokes
Submitted by aye

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!"

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Two Weeks Vacation
Work Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009

"That's a great place to work!" shouted my 16-year-old brother after coming home from the first day of his first job.

"I get two weeks paid vacation."

"I'm so glad," said my mother.

"Yeah," added John. "I can't wait to find out where they send me.

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