Dress Theft

House of Representatives Political Jokes Submitted by Pillowpack After serving for several years in the House of Representatives, Charlie decided to run for a seat in the Senate. A fellow congressman asked Charlie why he was making this change. Charlie explained: "My wife wanted me out of the house."

Dress Theft Judge Jokes Submitted by HENNE "You admit having broken into the dress shop two times?" asked the judge. "Yes," answered the suspect. "And what did you steal?" "A dress, your Honor," he replied. "One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in twice!" "Yes, your Honor," sighed the suspect. "I had to exchange it. My wife didn't like the color."

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