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| Prisoner Escaped
Misc Jokes
Submitted by S.Sovetts Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning.
"You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?"
The other guard sighs, "Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!"
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| Fishy Looking
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by Egbert Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my aunt?"
Bill said, "Sure."
So Joe takes out a picture.
Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!"
Joe says, "Well sure it is... it's my Aunt Chovy!"
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| Thought Of The Day: A Subgenre of Sci-Fi "I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world."
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? |
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