A Hard Sell

Being In Prison One Liner Jokes Submitted by Foxie What's the difference between being in prison and being a corporate employee? In prison you get free health care.

A Hard Sell Business Jokes Submitted by ERS I took four tires to a friend's garage sale and was asking $35 apiece. I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him to watch them for me. "Sure," he said, "but just in case someone offers less, how low are you willing to go?" "Try for more, but I will accept $20 each," I said, and left. When I returned, my tires were gone. "How much did you get for them?" I asked excitedly. "Twenty dollars each." "Who bought them?" "I did!"

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