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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A well-worn dollar bill and a similarly-distressed hundred-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. They struck up a conversation. The hundred reminisced about its travels all over the country. "I've had a good life," it proclaimed. "I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, Broadway shows, and even a Caribbean cruise." "Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've had an exciting life." "Sure have. Where have you been?" The single replied, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the Presbyterian church, the Baptist Church." The hundred asked, "What's a church?"
Why Chocolate is Better than Sex: Chocolate satisfies you even when soft. You can enjoy it in front of your parents. Chocolate won't mind when you bite hard on its nuts. You can actually get chocolate. No one need say, "If you love me, you'll swallow" with chocolate. You can make chocolate last as long as you wish. You can have chocolate on top of your desk at work and no one cares. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. With chocolate, you don't have to fake it. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. Chocolate can stay hard for a week, yet satisfies even when it has gone soft. You can safely have chocolate while driving. You won't learn later that your chocolate is on penicillin!
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