The Parable Of The Seagull

Panda Thief Animal Jokes Submitted by Elkins Why did the panda steal my socks? Because he had bear feet!

The Parable Of The Seagull Family Jokes Submitted by Gaggs A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand. "Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked. "He died and went to heaven," she replied. The child thought for a moment and said, "And God threw him back down?"

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