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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Therapist: "I think you suffer from gamophobia: a fear of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?" Patient: "Can't say I do." Therapist: "Exactly!"
Little Johnny and his girl were walking through the woods when Suzi noticed some of the animals behaving oddly. "Little Johnny, why is that one rabbit on top of that other rabbit?" Little Johnny replied, "They're making cigarettes." "Cigarettes?" she mused, and they continued walking. Suzi noticed a couple of raccoons and asked, "Are they making cigarettes, too?" "Yep," said Little Johnny. Suzi replied, "Since all the animals are making cigarettes, why don't we make cigarettes?" Little Johnny quickly agreed. Later, as they left the woods, Suzi asked, "Little Johnny, what kind of cigarettes did we make?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "Well, if you get a hump in your belly, it's a Camel. But if you don't, it was a Lucky Strike!"
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