I Don't Need Two

Mr. Aging Elderly Jokes Submitted by wadejagz As Mr. Aging was browsing through an old newspaper, he read aloud to his wife a news item about men losing their memory cells faster than women do. "It must be true," she said. "That's the second time you've read that article to me."

I Don't Need Two Salespeople Jokes Submitted by Mr Funny Salesperson: "This is your lucky day! We have a special offer: Buy one, get one free!" Customer: "No thanks. I don't need two." Salesperson: "Then give the free one to a friend!" Customer: "I don't have any friends." Salesperson: "Then make one with the free item!"

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