I'm Right and You're Wrong

Monstrous Appetite Word Play Jokes Submitted by wadejagz Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship.

I'm Right and You're Wrong Relationship Jokes Submitted by Tomaso The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error. To her credit, Nancy finally said, "Look. I'll tell you what. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I was right." "Fine." I said. She took a deep breath, looked me in the eye and said, "I'm wrong." I grinned and replied, "You're right."

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