Ask and the Universe Shall Deliver

Fruity Drink Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by Tomaso Question: What do you get when you mix vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia? Answer: A Phillips' screwdriver.

Ask and the Universe Shall Deliver Misc Jokes Submitted by MadMark So my life has been in turmoil and one night, before I went to sleep, I asked the universe to fix me... The universe delivered. When I woke up, I had been neutered.

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