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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A blonde went to a flight school to learn to fly helicopters. An instructor showed her how to start it, told her the basics, and she took off. She climbed to 1,000 feet and radioed in, "This is great. I love it! The view is beautiful." At 2,000 feet, she radioed in again, "Flying is easy!" She climbed to 3,000 feet and then stopped radioing in. Within minutes, she crashed near the runway. The instructor ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. "What happened?" She said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine until, as I got higher, I got cold, so I turned off that big fan!"
Remember that flasher from Leisure Suit Larry? He's now 65 years old. He was going to retire, but decided to stick it out one more year!
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