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| I Wish I Was Rich
Misc Jokes
Submitted by PastorMcCue A genie came to me and asked, "What's your first wish?"
I answered, "I wish I was rich!"
Then the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich?"
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| Peat Moss Crimes
Business Jokes
Submitted by HENNE A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."
He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be necessary."
"How come?" asked the woman.
"Crooks don't usually buy peat moss," answered the clerk.
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| Thought Of The Day: Faster than the Speed of Light "Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."
- Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless |
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