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Hard as it may be to believe, New York City is only now getting trash bins. Previously, trash was put in plastic bags, and dumped on the sidewalk near the curb. What took you so long, NYC?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A retired couple was preparing to go out to dinner. Shirley said, "Abe, shall I wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?" Abe said, "Do I care?" A little later, Shirley said, "Abe, should I wear my Cartier watch or my Rolex?" Abe said, "Who cares?" Another wait. Shirley asked, "Abe, shall I wear my five-carat diamond ring or my six-carat diamond ring with the baguettes?" Abe said, "Shirley, I really don't care what you wear, but you need to hurry or we're gonna miss the Early Bird Special at McDonalds!"
Everything in Texas is bigger. One Texan died and was taken to a mortuary where my friend Charlie worked. They had a lot of trouble finding a coffin big enough to hold him. Nothing even came close, and it would take forever to have one custom made. I asked, "So what did you do, Charlie?" He replied, "Oh, it was simple. We gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box!"
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