New Conductor

What's the Fly Doing? Family Jokes Submitted by fred durst1002 Customer: "Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter leans forward to get a better look. Waiter: "Looks like the backstroke, sir."

New Conductor Musician Jokes Submitted by HENNE The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new conductor. Their fears were realized at the very first rehearsal. The cymbalist, realizing that the conductor did not know what he was doing, angrily clashed his instruments together during a delicate, soft passage. The music stopped. The conductor, highly agitated, looked angrily around the orchestra, demanding, "All right! Who did that? Who did that?"

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