My Dog Did It Eat It

Superb Dancer Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Balu Instructor: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Student: What are the two things? Instructor: Your feet.

My Dog Did It Eat It Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy, while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Johnny, I have been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?" "It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"

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