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| Dressing Like This
Family Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, "I don't really like to dress like this."
"Then why do you?" asked the friend.
"It keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them."
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| Human Like Gorilla
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Danny Jackson A struggling zoo's main attraction, a gorilla, dies during their most popular season. They can't afford to lose the gorilla so they secretly hire one of the employees to be a gorilla in a suit for an extra $500 a week.
He quickly becomes even more popular than the original gorilla, everyone wants to see the human like gorilla. After a few months his popularity begins to wane so he decides to raise the stakes. He climbs out of his enclosure and dangles from a tree in the lion exhibit but he loses his grip and falls.
Scared he begins to yell for help, "Somebody help!"
With this a lion pounces on top of him and whispers, "Shut up or you'll get us both fired!"
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| Thought Of The Day: Driving Your Creativity "Rational thoughts never drive people's creativity the way emotions do."
- Neil deGrasse Tyson |
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