الأحد، 7 يوليو 2024

Happily Divorced

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Dolphin Smarts
Animal Jokes
Submitted by ltsai

Dolphins are so intelligent...

That within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw to them fish three times a day.

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Happily Divorced
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

Trying to disguise his voice, Carl calls his ex-wife and asks to speak to himself.

Jody, his former wife says, "Carl, look, we are not married anymore -- quit bothering me!"

The next day, Carl calls again, resulting in the same sequence of events.

The following day though when he calls, his ex-wife says, "Listen. I told you we're divorced, split, it's over -- period! We're divorced. Why do you keep calling here?"

"Well Jody, it's just that I can't hear that often enough."

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