A Clean Getaway, Part II

A Clean Getaway Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by Kathy Harrington Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt. "Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy." "Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.

A Clean Getaway, Part II Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by Kathy Harrington Little Johnny's mother is making dinner when Johnny runs up to her, sobbing uncontrollably. "Mom, Mom! I just cleaned my room!" he exclaims. "Why, that's wonderful dear!" his mother replies. "But why does that make you so unhappy?" "Because I still can't find my snake!"

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