I Ain't Even Seen Them

Our Theme Song Elderly Jokes Submitted by Peter P. "A-A-R-P, I wanna join the A-A-R-P..." "Hey Joe, what's that you're singing?" "I'm one of the Retirement Village People, and I'm practicing for our upcoming concert!"

I Ain't Even Seen Them Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by merk Four-year-old Johnny was eating a hot dog when he dropped it on the floor. He quickly picked it up and was about to take another bite when his mom said, "No, Johnny, you can't eat that now it has germs." Johnny pondered the thought a moment and replied, "Jesus, germs, and Santa Claus - that's all I ever hear about and I haven't seen one of 'em yet!"

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