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What Would I Be?

Call It A Day
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by Amie Aristodemou

An Irishman had just walked into a bar when he tripped over and fell.

He got up and said, "Guess I can call it a day."

What Would I Be?
Little Johnny Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Johnny raised his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife or girlfriend!"

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The OK Corral

A Shootout at the OK Corral! That expression or quote has been heard in movies and even in real life conversation. Was this a real event? Did it take place? It did. It took place 137 years ago today, October 26, 1881, in Tombstone, Arizona.

The Shootout at the OK Corral was a 30 second gunfight in which the Earp brothers (Wyatt, Morgan, and Virgil) and Doc Holliday took on the 5 members of the Clanton-McLaury gang.

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