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Say Uncle

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Submitted by nerdasaurus

What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins.

Say Uncle
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Submitted by Kathy Harrington

Joe: "That's a mighty fine stuffed lion, Moe."

Moe: "Why, thank you, Joe. This lion was caught by my uncle during one of his trips to Africa."

Joe: "Fascinating. What is it stuffed with?"

Moe: "My uncle."

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