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The Purple Heart medal is given to service members injured or killed in combat. Here's an interesting story about the million "extra" medals that went unused in WW2 -- because of the atomic bombs.
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Kraft Foods was recently purchased by a big Israeli conglomerate. They renamed it Cheeses of Nazareth!
Every spring, a mountain woman would come into town, have a baby, and gather her supplies for the summer. After years of this, she told the doctor, "I don' know how much o' this I can take. We already got eight kids. I jes' don' know how I kin go on. Can you do something 'bout all these babies?" The doctor wondered how to help the woman. "Maybelle, I want you to buy a ten-gallon bucket along with your other supplies. And then, every night this year, when you go to bed, put both of your feet in that bucket and don't take them out until morning." Maybelle did as she was told but the next spring, right on cue, there she was, in the doctor's office, pregnant again! "Maybelle, did you sleep with your feet in that ten-gallon bucket every night? What happened?" Maybelle replied, "Well, Doc, the store was all out of ten-gallon buckets, so I figured two five-gallon buckets would work 'bout the same..."
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