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| Girl On A Plane
Religious Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009 A not-so-bright girl is flying in a plane when her pilot keels over. She calls out: "Mayday! Mayday! My pilot is dead!"
Air traffic control responds, "Don't worry, I'll talk you through this. What's your height and position?"
"I'm five-four and I'm in the plane," she says.
"Repeat after me," says the voice. "Our Father, who art in heaven...."
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| Fact Of The Day: First Parachute Jump Where were you on October 22, 1797? If you were anywhere near Paris, France, then you would have witnessed the first ever parachute jump. That feat goes to André-Jacques Garnerin, who on that day made the jump from a hydrogen balloon 3,200 feet up in the air. |
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