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Misc Jokes
Submitted by Kathy Harrington

Car Dealer: "This car had just one careful owner."

Buyer: "But look at it, it's a wreck!"

Car dealer: "Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren't quite as careful."

Airline Request
Airplane Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

At the airport check-in counter I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both she and her husband.

The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them for sitting together.

"Sweetie," the woman replied, "I've just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I KNOW what I'm requesting!"

[CyberJoke3000] December 6, 2023

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There is allegedly more treasure still at the bottom of the world's oceans than in all the world's museums. A new breed of deep-sea prospector has emerged, using robots.
https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2023-deep-sea-treasure-hunter-hedge-funds/#xj4y7vzkg

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Marge's first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls was met with silence. Finally, she asked her husband, "Well, how do you like them? If I baked these commercially, what do you think I could get for one?" Without looking up from his paper, he replied, "About 10 years!"

Ironmen eat steel and sheet metal!

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