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A Good Bottle of Wine
Holiday Jokes
Submitted by aod318

Question: How much should I spend on a really good bottle of wine?

Half an hour?

Twenty minutes?

 

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Dumb Criminals
Submitted by ERS

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him.

The judge gave me 15 years.

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