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Contortionist Who Passed Away
Misc Jokes
Submitted by greens52

Did you hear about the contortionist who passed away?

He died in his own arms.
 

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Bottom of the Class
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Submitted by merk

"I'm worried about you always being at the bottom of your class," said the father to his son.

"Don't worry Dad," he replied. "They still teach the same thing at both ends."

 

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