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The Real Meaning of

Ever See A Catfish
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009

Tom: Did you ever see a catfish?

Joe: Sure!

Tom: How did it hold the rod?

The Real Meaning of
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

The Real Meaning of Hotel slogans

Old world charm ................................. No bath
Options galore ................................... Nothing is included in the itinerary
No extra fees ..................................... No extras
Nominal fee ....................................... Outrageous charge
Standard ........................................... Sub-standard
Deluxe .............................................. Standard
Superior ............................................ One free shower cap
Cozy ................................................. Small
All the amenities ................................ Two free shower caps
Plush ................................................ Top and bottom sheets

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