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Work vs Prison

They Laughed, I Laughed
Police Jokes
Submitted by ERS

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Work vs Prison
Work Jokes
Submitted by ltsai

Prison - 8'x10' Cell

Work - 6'x8' Cubicle

Prison - 3 meals a day

Work - 1 meal and you have to pay for that one

Prison - Guards Unlock and Lock the doors for you

Work - You have to do it yourself

Prison - Friends and Family can visit you.

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