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Going On Vacation

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She Goes Boom
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Submitted by Chloe2015

My husband calls me the bomb...

Not sure if it's because I'm super attractive or because I might go off any minute!
 

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Going On Vacation
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Submitted by Bhanu Sandesh

A housewife answered the door bell to find two beggars outside. "So you're begging in two's now?" she asked.

"No, only for today," one of them replied. "I'm showing my replacement the ropes before going on vacation."
 

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