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Get To The Other Side

A Break In Two Places
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by merk

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.

He told me to quit going to those places.

Get To The Other Side
Misc Jokes
Submitted by ERS

Two men are on opposite sides of the river.

The first man shouts, "How do I get to the other side of the river?"

The other man yells, "You are on the other side of the river!"

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The Laughing Epidemic of 1962

A laughing epidemic might sound like a made up concept, but it's real. In 1962, the people of Tanzania (then known as Tanganyika) experienced such a phenomenon. It started with three school girls who started laughing uncontrollably. From there it spread to other classmates and soon enough it spread to other communities. Overall it affected over 1,000 individuals.

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