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My Dad Can Whoop Your Dad

Identifying A Bald Eagle
National Jokes
Submitted by merk

How do you identify a bald eagle?

All his feathers are combed over to one side.

My Dad Can Whoop Your Dad
Family Jokes
Submitted by PastorMcCue

When I was young, a bully was trying to pick a fight with me.

He said, "My dad can whoop your dad!"

I replied, "So what, so can my mom!"

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