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In The Gutter

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One Liner Jokes
Submitted by aak

I put my root beer in a square glass...

Now it's just beer.

In The Gutter
Sport Jokes
Submitted by merk

"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"

"Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again."

"Wow, I hope she appreciates what you did for her."

"Not really. Jill hated to give up bowling."

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