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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Some people shouldn't parent. I was having lunch with my sister and her ten-month-old son when she got a phone call and needed to step outside. "Keep an eye on Timmy," she said. I agreed, but asked, "What do I do if he cries?" She said, "Oh, just give him some vegetables." How was I to know he didn't like jalapenos?!
What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? When the meat is removed, the microwave doesn't fart.
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