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Your Fly Is Down

They Walked On In
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by ERS

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar...

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Your Fly Is Down
Misc Jokes
Submitted by letsdothis

While directing a chorus rehearsal one day, the director was waving his arms and singing right along. All of a sudden a big fly flew right into his mouth. Of course, he had to stop directing while he was spitting and sputtering, trying to get rid of it.

When he finally got it out, it landed on the floor, either wounded or dead. Someone from the back of the room yells, "Hey Will, your fly is down!"

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