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One Minute Birthday Puns Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Did you hear about the old man whose birthday one year lasted only one minute? It was his sixty-second birthday.

Bold Request School Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A child comes home from his first day at school. His mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."

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