الاثنين، 11 مارس 2024

Violin Lessons

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Hospital Sign
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by merk

A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:

"Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous."

Underneath, a nurse had written:

"The last five are pretty risky, too."


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Violin Lessons
Musician Jokes
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"


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