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الأربعاء، 13 مارس 2024
Move the Car
[CyberJoke3000] March 13, 2024
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CyberJokester Peter M. Slocombe sends along this video of wildlife using Trans-Canada highway underpasses in Banff over the last year. It's amazing to see all the different species sharing the same underpasses.
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This morning, at the grocery store, I watched a man slip celery into other people's shopping carts. Yes, he was a stalker!
After the plane reached cruising altitude, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Captain speaking. The weather ahead is good and I expect a smooth and uneventful flight, so just sit back and, OH MY GOD!" Silence followed for a few moments while the entire plane held its breath until the intercom clicked back on. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was speaking, the flight attendant bringing me a cup of hot coffee spilled it right in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" One passenger shouted, "Oh, yeah? You should see the back of mine!"
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