الجمعة، 22 مارس 2024

Speeding Ticket

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The Accident That's About to Happen
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by Abcd

Husband: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they will have to amputate my right leg.

Wife: Who is Sabrina?

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Speeding Ticket
Dumb Criminals
Submitted by HENNE

A police officer stops a young woman for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"


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