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CyberJokester Craig Culp sends along this article from Atlas Obscura that says there are more redwood and sequoia trees growing in the U.K. than in the U.S. Huh?
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Girls, pregnancy is a great way to keep a boyfriend and get lots of attention, but it’s also a responsibility. Here are some handy tips to get you through those nine months. Plan ahead; you don’t want your expectancy date to coincide with prom or homecoming. Drink lots of water so you flush the alcohol and drugs from your system before it reaches the baby. Be prepared; purchase the latest styles of fashionable athletic shoes for your baby ahead of time. Make sure your teachers know you are pregnant so they'll have reduced expectations for you. Take care of little details, like getting your driver’s license so you can drive yourself to the hospital when you go into labor. If anyone expresses disapproval that you're having a baby at such an early age, get “in their face” with lots of sassy “attitude” like “Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to raise my baby!” Remember to eat every three or four hours when pregnant, even though you’d rather spend your money on clothes than candy and chips. Smoking while pregnant results in lower birth weights, making it smaller and easier to pass through the birth canal. Think up the coolest baby name ever, like Viripulus, Equinox, or Shaniatwaine!
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