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Choose Your Words Carefully

She Knows Her Geography
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

"I have traveled just about all over the world."

"Wow, you must know geography well?"

"Oh yes, I spent 2 months there!"

Choose Your Words Carefully
Family Jokes
Submitted by Marty

Five year old Frankie's parents bought him some new shoes. It had been raining so they told Frankie, "You can't walk in mud puddles with your new shoes."

Frankie went outside as his parents watched from the window. The first thing Frankie did was go to the nearest mud puddle and began to stop his feet in the muddy water.

With the biggest smile on his face Frankie ran back into the house and announced his shoes work just fine in mud puddles.

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